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but i guess this is better than voting a person wit no. and I mean zero political experience to be the governor of Texas and after he fucks up that state voting him president. That would be like voting actors or wrestlers into high ranking positions, oh wait all things republicans do.

He says use the good years to caulk the hull or pay down debt. The good years were when bush took office and what did he do pay down debt? no he decided to give people money, you all remember it, give people 600 hundred dollars to vote for me. Oh yeah the good years were when bush took over for Clinton, and the bad years were when Obama took over for Bush.

This story made my day. Love it!

Funny - But still, where's the sickness in it?

Most of these went around the flightline when I was a mechanic in the USAF in the 1950's. Still funny though.

Some of you people take this stuff way too seriously...
Learn to relax a bit and enjoy fun stuff from time to time instead of just walking around with a stick up your rear end, complaining about everything.

Most of the people I know that went to college never ended up doing anything in the field of their degree anyways. Quite a few of them have zero common sense and are very good at regurgitating. There are several ways to become educated. This pretentious author acts like he has discovered something new

Where is the I LOVE IT Button!

this was just sent to my boyfriend since he's an airline mechanic. He wrote back: Actually it is the opposite. Airline mechanics have to have an A&P license, which requires 2 1/2 years of college training. The only thing a pilot needs is a GED, and a bunch of flight hours.

i'll grant they are a little humorous, but no airline is going to allow these type of remarks on official documentation. i don't give a damn when they supposedly happened or to which one. the FAA would have their ass, not to mention the insurance companies.

http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp

I love the jokes but the initial description is wrong, pilot's don't even technically need a diploma let alone a college education, as for the mechanic, that's a associates degree.

That was funny. Who cares where it came from or if it's true. It's the internet nothing is true. Did it make you laugh? NO? Well then go fly a kite or something.

You know these aren't from Qantas, they are from Air Force debriefings.

These exact quotes have been posted around the web saying they are from UPS, Fedex, ERAU, etc. No airline would have IFF in their aircraft, just the military. There are many mechanics who go to college for their training, and college is NOT required to fly for an airline.

These are still funny regardless.

Target radar hums?? Target? In a Quantas aircraft?

BTW: This was humorous when I first saw it in the late 1990s.

This came around a few years ago via email but it was the UPS pilots that were making the comments. Part of the basis for this was that UPS has never crashed and it is because how well their mechanics maintain the planes.

Aw, c'mon... It's funny. Where's your sense of humor? Besides, it ain't their fault they voted demokrat. Nobody's perfect. Except maybe for the one in the white blouse... WOW!!! Republican AND beautiful. It doesn't get any better than that!

Great stuff. I can relate. I worked as an aircraft mechanic in my early 20's (long ago). My only gripe here is I went to school AFTER high school to earn my airframe and power-plant license. And I 'm not sure about commercial aviation, but private pilots don't need a collage degree. Least not in the USA.

And what's so sick about this????