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would be funnier if the math worked right. (thanks to anna) The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work.… more »

A beggar runs into a bar and says " bar tender , bar tender give me a tooth pick," now the bar tender is a bit confused and asks, "why do u want a tooth pick?" and the beggar just replys, " give me the damn tooth pick" so the bar tender… more »

(Thanks to Matt for sending this in...) Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He w… more »

TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006 12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine. 11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day. 10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well… more »

It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs.After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about pr… more »