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Ted Kennedy has a heart attack and dies. He goes straight to hell where he runs into the Devil, who's obviously been waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the Devil. "You're clearly on my list, but we're all filled up - I've got no r… more »

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What… more »