Category: Humor

Beware California Drivers - Actual Test Answers

The following test questions from a California remedial driver-training class reportedly are real. Incredibly, so are the answers, drawn from test taken by drivers who had been cited for moving violations and ordered to attend the Saturday sessions. Q… more »

Doctors and the Unemployed

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person,… more »

Name Pronunciation

How would you pronounce this child's name? She spells her name...... "Le-a" So... how would YOU pronounce her name? Leah? ..................NO. Lee - A? ........... NOPE. Lay - a? ............ NOT A CHANCE. Lei?,,,,,,,,,,NICE TRY...BU… more »

Toast of the Night

(thanks to Matt for sending this in) John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his… more »

Morals and Ethics

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was t… more »
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