Well, if we aren't blocked by most corporate firewalls, we will after this. Thanks to an anonymous visitor for setting us straight:

"I think this will be too sick for you to publish, but this is what I am looking for when I look for a sick joke:

Q; What would princess dianna be doing now if she were alive?
A; Scratching at the inside of her fuckin coffin

Q; What is the differance between a dead baby and a rock?
A; you cant fuck a rock
"