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1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 143 days experience as a US Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Terrorists' civil rights are not violated.
2. The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.
3. The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, that is a true radical anti-American activist who is a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.
4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.
5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.
6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.
7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.
8. A Labor Sec'y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.
9. A Sec'y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.
And that's just the first two weeks . . . but who's counting.
America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barrack, Nancy, and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus.
Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!
One Big Ass Mistake, America...
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03/04/09 @ 08:34:21 pm
Your whole unfunny joke: [citation needed]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_obama
For instance, "Obama was elected to the United States Senate in November 2004" I'm not very good at math, but I think if something occurs many years ago, it is more than 42 days. Call me crazy.
03/04/09 @ 08:47:40 pm
obama still sucks.
09/04/10 @ 12:54:24 am
but i guess this is better than voting a person wit no. and I mean zero political experience to be the governor of Texas and after he fucks up that state voting him president. That would be like voting actors or wrestlers into high ranking positions, oh wait all things republicans do.