A beggar runs into a bar and says
" bar tender , bar tender give me a tooth pick,"

now the bar tender is a bit confused and asks,
"why do u want a tooth pick?"

and the beggar just replys,
" give me the damn tooth pick"

so the bar tender gave him the tooth pick,
then another beggar comes in and also asks for a tooth pick and the bar tender gives it to him no questons asked,

then another beggar comes in and asks for a straw, the bar tender asks him,

" hey , all the other beggars wanted tooth picks, how come u want a staw?"

the beggar replys,

" well some body spewed outside and all the chunky bits are finished!"