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Take a look at these photos...
In case you're wondering where this hotel is, it isn't a hotel at all. It is a house!
It's owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu-Dhabi. Now we know where all that money we pay for gasoline is going!





The Audi A8 in SILVER was made for a sheik….IT IS NOT SILVER in COLOR, IT IS MADE out of SILVER!!!!!


Amazing what $2.75 US per gallon gas can buy, isn’t it?
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02/13/06 @ 04:31:45 pm
Has it ever accured to these assholes that we could bomb the shit out of them? Then let's see what they do with their oil. You can thank Bush and his family for this also. It really doesn't make a world of difference, because there is nothing anyone can do to stop this.
So please bend over and rub some KY around your anis and let them fuck the shit out of you.
02/13/06 @ 04:32:35 pm
Forgot one more item, his place makes for a good target at night don't you think?
02/24/07 @ 08:21:58 am
I heard that those big columns you're looking at are made of gold. Must be nice!
02/14/09 @ 09:02:14 pm
As oil gently prices itself off the market, Solar, Wind, Wave, Tidal and nuclear power will replace it, and since none of them produce a convenient, cheap, liquid fuel for automobiles, they will gradually become too expensive to drive, except for short distances. The cost of oil will make flying very expensive and unpopular, and fast trains will once again cross the prairies and run intercity lines. G d has not forsaken America, he is only changing it a little. We will learn to love buses run on methane from our poop and wastes as the Norwegians and Swedes do now. We will enjoy little carbon fiber roadsters acting as shuttle cars to and from busy train terminals and our homes, and we will still go on expensive but affordable intercontinental flights, but less often than we do now. Our business folk will learn to use computers and telecommunications for their work, as flying will price itself out of practical reach. The (GRD) great republican depression, driven by oil shortages and lack of ready cash, will help to transform life into something better, more fair, and complete with free medical care for all the boys and girls in America, just like in the richer countries! Americans will soon be proud of themselves and the good work they do in the world because Mrs., Clinton is representing us and behaves nicely with others. It will take Mr Obama, our new President a long time to get things going in the right direction again in America, and everyone except a few Uber-rich republicans, who behave badly towards others anyway, will support him. Soon, you will be able to visit all over America, going from city to city in very fast trains, just like the Chinese, Koreans, Japanese and Europeans do now! Your moms and Dads won't have to spend all their money on rusty old cars anymore, and will be able to spend more time at home and have more money in their pockets for fun things too! Life, Post (GRD) after we take our medicine, and learn our lessons about the Uber-rich capitalist exploiters, will be democratic - that means that the only vote that counts will no longer be at the board of directors meetings for major stockholders, but the votes your mom and dad have will count too! Rmember to thank the Arab people of the world for the good things that come from them and their lifestyles, and most of all thank the republican party for the great equalizer, the great republican depression and the election of Mr., Obama, our first shot at a fair game in a long time!