George W. Bush: Miss Me Yet?

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch!

Dog For Sale

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighbourhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'

Here are two of my favorite Obama One Term Only posters:

Barack Obama & Joe Biden in Dumb & Dumber:

Low-Effort Wealth Spread "I Can't Believe It's Not Earned!"

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything! Tokens include a bus, a teleprompter, a sprig of arugula and a waffle iron.Wanna play? No??? Too bad, you're already playing...and quite frankly, in this game, nobody wins!