Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The Coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector: "The first body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while… more »
This is what I'm talking about. This guy has balls. Barely reads note cards. And appears to know what the hell he's talking about. Let's bring this guy over to the US and kick some ass.
Daniel Hannan, MEP for South East England, gives a spee… more »
Who the hell laughs and giggles during a serious interview about the current recession? Obama on 60 minutes. If you didn't see it, you can read about it. I am embarassed to be represented by this moron.
The guy still refuses to admit the root cause of… more »
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President, and that our taxes, and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%… more »
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.… more »
1. The American people elect a black president with a total of 143 days experience as a US Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office. The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sur… more »