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Archives for: February 2009
Use more soap on panties
Feb 18th
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!'
She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissa… more »
Joaquin Phoenix on Late Show w/ David Letterman Feb 11 2009
Feb 12th
Kind of like an Andy Kaufman tribute of sorts. more »
Video: The Penguin Joke from the Man Show
Feb 11th
Classic Man Show clip featuring a bar full of monkeys.Watch. more »
eHarmony Rejection letter (picture)
Feb 10th
It states:
Sorry.
Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.
You failed question #14: 'What do you like most in a woman?'
'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer. more »
Obama's stimulus plan more harmful longterm
Feb 6th
When will people cease listening to politicians and start listening to experts?
"CBO, the official scorekeepers for legislation, said the House and Senate bills will help in the short term but result in so much government debt that within a few years… more »
Are the Dems starting to ask themselves, "Whoops... what have we done?"
Feb 5th
Glenn Beck on Obama's socialist/communist tendencies... more »
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