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A man had great tickets for the Euro 2004 final. As he sits down, John comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said John. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was Supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Euro Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. Couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

"They're all at the funeral".

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