Pissed Off 60's Car Salesman

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During the late 60's, most television programs, and commercials were live. No pre recorded programs. There were some obvious problems with this method, such as no retakes, and Bloopers were a regular occurrence.This is no blooper! This guy was just very pissed off with his boss, and told it like it is. The language this guy used was missed by the camera crew, and the producer, and got on the air, but only once.

How I lost my marbles.

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Doctors and the Unemployed

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An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says. "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An Illionois doctor, says. "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for work."

Miss me yet?

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George W. Bush: Miss Me Yet?

The Best Christmas House Decoration EVER

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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

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