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Sexual Outlet

How I See Things vs. How My Cat Sees Things

I don't always abandon ship...

But when I do, I try not to trip and fall into the lifeboat.

Stereotypes are awesome

 

 

but only one is a convicted felon.

Damn, I'm in the wrong joke...

A traveling salesman's car breaks down in the country. He heads for the nearest light, which turns out to be the farmhouse for a local farmer.

"My car has broken down nearby... do you think you could put me up for the night so I can go into town in the morning to get parts?"

The farmer replies, "Sure, but you'll have to sleep the upstairs bedroom, sharing a room with my son."

The salesman says "Damn, I'm in the wrong joke."

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