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...and he eats for a day.

Teach a man to do this, and he eats for a...well, maybe not a lifetime, but at least until he sobers up.

So there's this problem in Britain with chavs taking over the populace. I wasn't familiar with the term until one of my brit friends sent over the link to http://www.chavscum.co.uk, and like a sledgehammer to the face, I knew exactly what this guy is talking about...

Beware the CHAV:

Don't miss the Chav of the Month link... you might see some of your friends in there.

Here's a picture of a public toilet in Switzerland that's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you're sitting in a clear glass box.

Not just the one-way glass, but erected right on a downtown street corner.

View from the Inside
View from the Outside

(thanks to digitoy for sending these in)

No intro needed:

The Exploding Whale.

Okay, so I'm pretty sure that a  tubby  BBW falling down stairs ain't gonna be making a "slinkity" sound.

Probably something more along the lines of "OhLordhelpmenowJesusChristLordJesushelpme."

But hey, that's just a guess.