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An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says. "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An Illionois doctor, says. "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House and within SIX MONTHS, half the COUNTRY is looking for work."

George W. Bush: Miss Me Yet?

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

How would you pronounce this child's name?

She spells her name...... "Le-a"
So... how would YOU pronounce her name?

Leah? ..................NO.
Lee - A? ........... NOPE.
Lay - a? ............ NOT A CHANCE.
Lei?,,,,,,,,,,NICE TRY...BUT... GUESS AGAIN!

This child attends a school in Yonkers, New York.. Her mother is irrated because everyone is getting her name wrong. She says it's pronounced................. "Ledasha".

When the Mother was asked how in the world did she figured it should be pronounced that way....... she said......."cause the dash don't be silent!" So, if you see this name come across your desk like this... please remember to pronounce the dash. And... if anyone axe you why, tell them it's 'cause the dash don't be silent!