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j/k

Kind of like the end of Battlestar Galactica. wtf...

Todd Blanston (Bill Murray) stands in (poorly) for the star in The Whip Master. Classic Saturday Night Live skit.

Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The Coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector: "The first body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars in the lottery and spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the big smile."

The Inspector asked "What of the third body"? "Aah", says the Coroner. "The third body is the most unusual one. It is Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."

"Why is she smiling then?" asks the Inspector.

"She thought she was having her picture taken."