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California became a state.
The people had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically, nothing has changed except the women had real boobs and the men didn't hold hands.

Guts or Balls -- There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions... Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

A reliable source tells me that the Armed Forces Network has chosen not to air Fox News anymore, and seems to only broadcast MSNBC shows). Seems like our military citizens can't be trusted to determine what fair & balanced really means. If this is true, this is a truly sick joke.

If anyone can confirm this, please let us know.

Everybody knew and discussed the advanced interrogation techniques, so says Porter Goss, former CIA head in this Washington Post exclusive.

The balls on this guy... walks into the GE shareholders meeting and starts bashing GE for the leftist slant at MSNBC. Jesse Waters is one of Bill O'Reilly's producers.

Drama at GE shareholders meeting : Fox News producer infiltrates event; 'hostility' over MSNBC.